Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!