Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

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Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.