Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.