What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.