What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.