Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer