Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.