Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.