Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...