What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

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Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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A Flat Minor

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You right a Czech.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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He lost his sense of humerus.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.