What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.