What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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I couldn’t turn it down.

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Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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He was Snowden.

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They start tipping balls.

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because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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I'll column later.

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A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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Both do hat tricks !

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!