When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Might I conjure Ya
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
The size of the tip.
