Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !