Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.