Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.