Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
A: Replace the nails with screws.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The posters.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
The dyke broke.
