Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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Wanna go ride bikes
none, they blew it up already.
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A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Because ten, nine ate!
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
The dyke broke.