Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
The bear minimum
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
None, he lets the knives do the work
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
They're right we do taste like chicken!
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Because 7.. 8.. 9
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
The dyke broke.