Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.