What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.