What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.