Whats the difference between a shower t...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)