Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.