The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
I'll tell you later
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
For fowl play.
Two mothers-in-law.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
