What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship