What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win