What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Who loses?

America.

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How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.