What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it