What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it