What did the tv get for Christmas?

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!