What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.