What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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It was da-press-in.

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What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!