Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab