Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.