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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!