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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

At&Ampt Jokes More At&Ampt Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.