Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
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Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Because of sanitation reasons.
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
A degree in law.
One of them is actually wanted!
Buds before suds, bro.
How much do you whey bro
The Boeing 757
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
They're both only three fifths of a person
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
