Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
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Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Don't glaze me, bro
Carlos.
I'm really sodie pop.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
No reception.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
A good start.
I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
A Pedo File.
Because Intel Inside.
