Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs