Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What console does god use?

Praystation