Too many incompatible drivers.
Use a homophone.
To keep their hats pointed.
A Dell.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week