What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.