What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.