What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again