What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner