What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.