What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !