What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.