What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK