How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.