Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
A landmine.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Nigiri, please."
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Tickled.
Because it had ten tickles
They are all INSECURE.
Sleep late.
On a plane.
None, they were all minerals.