How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin