Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
All the cotton has been picked from her tampon.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
Ten-tickles!
Because part tickles.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
Insert coin