Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
The same middle name.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
You get a buzzy signal.
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
Ten-tickles
He writes scary stories.
Two test-tickles!
Give it ten tickles
A worm in a fur coat !
A: Because Robin ate the worms.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Fire truck.