What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."