How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!