How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."