Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?