Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Dragonball Z Jokes More Dragonball Z Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com