Z Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.