How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.