How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."