How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Clean Finger Jokes More Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.