How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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He's got one clean finger!

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...