What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.