What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.