What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.