What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.