What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!