What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.