Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they always focus on the negatives.

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.