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X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.
To a re-tail store!
A: At whine o'clock.
All of them.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Colorado.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Slaps person) we will ask the questions.
Don't look. I'm dressing."
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
She had never learned to spell properly.
payday vs prayday.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
