What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.