What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?