What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!