Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy