Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.