Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.