Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.