Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.