What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."