What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.