How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.